Lust List

Did you forget to wish your friend on her birthday? Did you wind up at her party, standing there awkwardly wondering why she was throwing this over-the-top-Paris-Hilton-wearing-too-may-diamonds-at-one-time-party?

Then you see the towering cake getting wheeled out, and Baam, you just had an epiphany, “Oh Shit! Now I know why she said ‘I am so excited, my birthday is going to be a Blast.’” And a Blast it was with her own best friend forgetting it.

Don’t worry love, we have all been there one too many times.  So, to make it up to her, buy her one, or all of these fabulous, lust worthy things from my lust list.

1.    Chanel 2.55

This beautiful bag needs no explanation. 

2.   A long Valentino Red Dress

I swoon every time. Every Single time.

3.   A pair of Christian Louboutins. I have my eye on the Very Privé 120 peep-toe pumps.

Perfect remedy for a heartbreak, or any kind of break: A pair of very high Louboutins, and red lippy of course.

4.   A Herve Leger, bandage dress

It pushes all the unsightly bits in, yet it manages to hug your figure at all the right places, making you look impeccable.

5.    A Luella Maggie organza dress.

It is so pretty, and feminine. It makes me want to eat cake, now I don’t know if that is a good thing or not, but the dress sure is.

6.   A Matthew Williamson, Neon baroque jersey dress

I believe that one must never take themselves or fashion too seriously.

7.   A Matthew Williamson, Bead-embellished swimsuit

It defines the perfect swimsuit.

8.   A Fendi, Silk crepe de Chine dress

This dress is perfect for unwinding peacefully, on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht, or yours for that matter. At the same time, it allows you to look irresistible while you relax.

9.   A Marc by Marc Jacobs, Karly paillette dress

The reinvented Little Black Dress.

10.  A Tiffany locket. Or anything from Tiffany’s for that matter. 

"Love is found in a little blue box at Tiffany's."

5 Things I Do Not Understand

1. Overpriced designer white Tee’s. It may come as a shock to you, me saying this, but I do not comprehend why a simple white tee is over $200. It is made out of cotton and looks and feels exactly the same, like one, less than $10 does. Is it because of it’s label, its brand value? Nobody can see the label for god's sake. As if anybody is going to peep down your back. 

Wait...Do people do that? No. Do they?

2. The hype behind the Hermes Birkin. I am sorry to say this, the Birkin Brigade, but it reminds me of a bad-brifcase-like-thing-one-that-Katie-Price-may-carry-to-work-if-she-does-anything-at-all-that-is. 

3. French manicured nails. They spell T-A-C-K-Y.

4. Acid Washed Denim. Don't mess with denim love, especially ones on your bottom. Total faux pas.

5. Crocs. Where do I even begin. It reminds of a frog, not the type that turns into a prince, but the one that remains as a frog.