There Is A Happily Ever After With A Pair Of Shoes

The perfect pair of shoes are like the perfect guy, the upside being, it actually exists. 

When you try one on, it doesn't matter how big your hips are, because there is always one to complement you, to make you feel beautiful. I often find myself, just like many other women, shopping for a pair of shoes, when I feel low, as it is an immediate pick-me-up even if I just gobbled down a whole tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough. 

I know it is wrong to shop on an impulse, to get that spark of happiness, that you find speedily dies down, as soon as you pay the bill, and realize how much it is you have just spent. But, as soon as you sink your feet into those incredibly beautiful, crave-worthy, desirable shoes, all your worries seem to disappear, as they instantly push your butt up, make your legs look more toned, and those perfect ones even grab the attention away from your desperately-need-a-pedicure feet. 

Miss 120 Platform Ankle Boots - Christian Louboutin

"These Boots are made for walking..."

Perez Shine Flats - Forever 21

"Coco Chanel style, on the cheap."

Grosgrain bow-front pumps - Fendi

"These remind me of Blair Waldorf, complete with the bow."

Suede Cutout sandals - Miu Miu

"There is something so sexy about these lines across, they look like a cage, and who doesn't like to play hard to get?"

Litta Open-cut Pumps - Forever 21

"The elastic ensures a tailored fit. Bargain Alert. BEEP BEEP BEEP."

Fred Glitter Lace-up Shoes - Christian Louboutins

"The ideal tap-dancing shoes."

Heart Peep-toe Pumps - Alexander McQueen

"The heart design is so cheeky."

"After all, when Carrie Bradshaw got engaged to Mr. Big in Sex And The City, the movie, he didn't propose with a ring, but with a fabitty-fab pair of Christian Louboutins."

The Little Black Dress

Whether you’re a size 2 or a size 12, you can never go wrong with a Little Black Dress.

One of the first LBD's by Mademoiselle Coco Chanel

As I strut down the pavement, my heels clacking, I can't help but wonder, how the Little Black Dress came to be? Why does the dress sell like hotcakes, seven decades after Mademoiselle Gabrielle Bonheur “Coco" Chanel, first created in the 1920’s? What has enabled The Little Black Dress, my knight in shining amour, to remain in fashion for many decades?

So I drop everything, and trot back home to understand the Little Black Dress; the only dress in the history of fashion to appeal to different kinds of women, regardless of their age, shape, size, or what time they were born. It was the “go to” dress for a woman in the 20’s and still is in 2009. After all, the Little Black Dress that Audrey Hepburn wore in “Breakfast At Tiffany’s,” was auctioned off at Christie’s Auction House, for more than seventy thousand pounds.  You heard right, all for a dress.

The humorous thing is that although black was first considered the color of mourning, Mademoiselle Coco changed the face of black to being elegant, with just one dress. It’s cut, simplicity, and style, appeals to women all over the world. 

Mademoiselle Coco Chanel

Living in a world obsessed with being slim, I found out through science that black plays with eye since it does not reflect light, in any part of the optical spectrum, its reflection is less apparent. Seeing as our eyes, tells the shape of a thing by the help of its reflection, black’s reflection blends in with the background to the human eye, making the person’s appearance seem more like a two- dimensional object, which makes the person look more flat, and as a result much slimmer.

Betsey Johnson

It is the quintessential dress that overcomes every season, although continuously reinvented; it still maintains that essence of classiness. It is so simple but yet so chic.

Lust List

Did you forget to wish your friend on her birthday? Did you wind up at her party, standing there awkwardly wondering why she was throwing this over-the-top-Paris-Hilton-wearing-too-may-diamonds-at-one-time-party?

Then you see the towering cake getting wheeled out, and Baam, you just had an epiphany, “Oh Shit! Now I know why she said ‘I am so excited, my birthday is going to be a Blast.’” And a Blast it was with her own best friend forgetting it.

Don’t worry love, we have all been there one too many times.  So, to make it up to her, buy her one, or all of these fabulous, lust worthy things from my lust list.

1.    Chanel 2.55

This beautiful bag needs no explanation. 

2.   A long Valentino Red Dress

I swoon every time. Every Single time.

3.   A pair of Christian Louboutins. I have my eye on the Very Privé 120 peep-toe pumps.

Perfect remedy for a heartbreak, or any kind of break: A pair of very high Louboutins, and red lippy of course.

4.   A Herve Leger, bandage dress

It pushes all the unsightly bits in, yet it manages to hug your figure at all the right places, making you look impeccable.

5.    A Luella Maggie organza dress.

It is so pretty, and feminine. It makes me want to eat cake, now I don’t know if that is a good thing or not, but the dress sure is.

6.   A Matthew Williamson, Neon baroque jersey dress

I believe that one must never take themselves or fashion too seriously.

7.   A Matthew Williamson, Bead-embellished swimsuit

It defines the perfect swimsuit.

8.   A Fendi, Silk crepe de Chine dress

This dress is perfect for unwinding peacefully, on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht, or yours for that matter. At the same time, it allows you to look irresistible while you relax.

9.   A Marc by Marc Jacobs, Karly paillette dress

The reinvented Little Black Dress.

10.  A Tiffany locket. Or anything from Tiffany’s for that matter. 

"Love is found in a little blue box at Tiffany's."

5 Things I Do Not Understand

1. Overpriced designer white Tee’s. It may come as a shock to you, me saying this, but I do not comprehend why a simple white tee is over $200. It is made out of cotton and looks and feels exactly the same, like one, less than $10 does. Is it because of it’s label, its brand value? Nobody can see the label for god's sake. As if anybody is going to peep down your back. 

Wait...Do people do that? No. Do they?

2. The hype behind the Hermes Birkin. I am sorry to say this, the Birkin Brigade, but it reminds me of a bad-brifcase-like-thing-one-that-Katie-Price-may-carry-to-work-if-she-does-anything-at-all-that-is. 

3. French manicured nails. They spell T-A-C-K-Y.

4. Acid Washed Denim. Don't mess with denim love, especially ones on your bottom. Total faux pas.

5. Crocs. Where do I even begin. It reminds of a frog, not the type that turns into a prince, but the one that remains as a frog. 

Red Lipstick

Classy, Elegant, and Alluring can be used to describe the perfect shade of red lipstick.

A study in the U.S. showed that men were more attracted to women in red lipstick. I believe when women wear red lipstick, they become braver, and more confident; at least I do. It immediately gives me that extra Oomph factor.

Cleopatra was the first popular person to wear red lipstick. She crushed carmine beetles, for a deep red pigment, and ants as a base. Thank god, human beings have discovered other ways to produce red lipstick. Imagine the creepy-crawlies on your lips. Later on, pearlescence, a substance found in fish scales was used to provide a shimmering and eye-catching effect. I would certainly stare wouldn’t you?

I have always admired the women from the Middle East for their beautiful shiny hair, their flawless skin, and their skill in putting make-up on. I reckon they are born with it, as their fore father, Abu al-Qasim al-Zahrawi, a renowned cosmetologist, made the first solid lipsticks, during the Islamic Golden Age.

The humorous thing is red lipstick was banned in medieval Europe as it was said to be too provocative, and was considered a direct link with Satan. But then Queen Elizabeth I popularized red lipstick. It is rumored that she got her way many times in court, only because of her powerful lipstick, as the men were transfixed. I bet red lipstick is also the key to Chuck Bass. Ohhhhhh Chuck Bass. Chuck Bass. Chuck Bass. Hmm. Sorry I just got carried away there for a minute.

Ladies don’t worry, as then you will get wrinkles. There is a perfect shade of red lipstick, for every woman. To cut the chase short, I will tell you what goes best with every complexion. If you have dark skin, then plums, and deep reds, with brown or orange under tones look best. If you have yellow skin then, fire engine red looks best. Last but not least, if you have fair skin then poppy, cheery reds, with pink or blue undertones look the sexiest. Furthermore, consider your lip size when you pick your ideal shade of red lipstick. If you have thin lips choose a sheer and soft shade of red, as bold shades of red emphasize your lip size. Anything goes for lips like pillows.

Gywneth Paltrow once said, “Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick.”

Remember love, India is not France; so wearing bold red lipstick during the day, will make you look out of place. Instead, opt for softer shades of red when you are out about town.

How to put your kick-ass red lipstick on just like the middle-eastern women; like a pro.

Firstly, take an old toothbrush and rub your lips in a circular motion to get rid of dead skin, and increase circulation. Secondly, dot foundation on your lips. Then, dust your lips with loose powder. Additionally, take care while fill your lips in with a nude lip liner, to carefully cover your whole lip, as it helps prevent lipstick from wearing off. Afterward, use a lip brush to apply lipstick as it comes out neater. Starting from the middle fill in your lips with your impeccable, and charming shade of red lippy. Next, blot your lips with a soft tissue, and apply another layer of lippy. This helps your lipstick stay on longer.

I believe that you should always invest money in your make-up as it completes your look. I love the red lipsticks by Estee Lauder especially the Estee Lauder Hydra Lustre lipstick in Spanish Red, and the Long Lasting lipstick in Classic Red. I also adore the Chanel Rouge Hydrabase Creme in Fire.

So grab your red lippy, and apply it neatly of course, you seductive minx. 

Marie Antoinette

Fashion, Scandal, Beauty is what this movie is about. It portrays the life of Marie Antoinette, the wife of King Louis XVI. She is the flamboyant woman who said, “So let them eat cake,” when informed that her country is running out of bread. Yes, that is my new “line” so do not even consider stealing it.

This is one movie I am actually going to buy. Directed by Sofia Coppola, it won an Academy Award for Best Costume Design. Isn’t that enough to send you running in your Louboutins down the pavement (non-existent one, in my case) and buy a copy of this fabbitty-fab movie?

This is the only movie that I have seen with the volume on mute. As expected, I was still entertained, and amazed. Scene by scene, I kept moving closer towards the television, as I wanted to be part of that enchanting world, till my father switched the television off.

Andy Warhol once said, “It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor’s finger.” But Marie Antoinette, in this movie, is much more that that. She lived a life of luxury, like a rock star, a celebrity in France, during the 1780’s.

Milena Canonero designed the costumes, to be as tempting as the cakes and other pastries on set. I was basically drooling, which is not very attractive, I know.

This is my favorite costume. As soon as I saw this dress, I was gob smacked.

I recommend you watch the movie on mute too, just observing the costumes, the set, and the palace of Versailles, as few scenes were shot inside it. You will be taken aback by this whole other world you never knew existed. The fabulousity and glamorousity of this world, especially in the 1780’s is so exhilarating and thrilling that I couldn’t contain my self and I had to watch it over and over again.

This movie was so engaging as it connected history with today’s world, in a charming and chic manner. Kick back, relax, with a tub of Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough (available at Amma Nana =D) and enjoy the movie, and the ice- cream of course. As Bridget Jones once said, “I have two best friends, one is Ben, and the other Jerry.”

Till next time =D

Prom

What is Prom really? It is just a bunch of losers dancing the night away drinking punch that is so sweet it gives a sugar rush. But then, why does everybody, including me still go? I guess it’s because it’s okay for a person to be a loser once in a while. But it would help if you were wearing a fabulous dress.

Prom is on everybody's mind. Who to go with? What to wear? Well, I can not really advise you on who your ideal date should be, but please do not say he asked you to prom with red roses. I prefer something more original, don’t you?  

In my school, the whole high school goes. But we all know the real deal is "After Prom." In my city, we don't have many stores to get dresses from, so everybody gets their dress made. As a result, I have devised a look book to get your brain thinking as to what you should be wearing to “the best night of your life,” and for the after part. 

Your motto should be: “A girl should be two things; classy and fabulous.” –Coco Chanel

I think if you are going to get your dress made, then you should get something simple and elegant done, as you don't really know how well a "heavy" dress might come out to be. 

I recommend you take elements from different dresses to make it your own. 

Don't you just love the studs on the side? -Azzaro

Sober in Pink. It radiates calmness. -Chloe

This dress exudes  femininity. -Asos

I reckon, this Body Con dress oozes glamour. -Asos

I have always wondered how black and white are perfect contrast but yet they seem so sophisticated when paired together. -Asos

This dress lets you show skin in a subtle manner. - FCUK

I am bringing sexy back. -Asos

This dress is sexy with out being showy. -Diane Von Furstenberg 

This dress spells "glamourous." Bandage and shiny. -Herve Leger

My dream dress. It just works. -DKNY

This dress reminds me of the cloudy days in the winter, where everybody used to be inside and I outside. -Herve Leger

This dress is smooth as butter. All you need is red lippy. -Marc Jacobs

For the Dare Devil. Dramatize it even more with heavy earrings. -Marc Jacobs

My favorite model, Agyness Deyn would wear this. -Asos

If Miuccia Prada can devote a whole collection to lace, you can devote one night to it. -Asos 

This dress is so wild. Just remember to keep your shoes one shade, as you want to focus all the attention on your dress. -Asos

As for "After" prom, I suggest you bring along a pair of jeans, skinny of course, and a nice top. Wear something that goes with the same shoes, and the same accessories as the ones that you wore to prom, so that you don't need to carry extra stuff. 

Men are always curious to know what really exists in a woman's purse. I would love to keep it a mystery but I do have to spoil it. I propose you take small purse such as a clutch, as it looks very classy. Remember to carry your lippy, some tissue, and a face spray. Oh and your mobile obviously, as you don't want to be an island do you? 

You are all set. I hope I hear loud clacking on the floor, you running, elegantly of course, with your man in his hot tuxedo.